You got to wonder how many times Roxy DeVille and Roxy Jezel have been mistaken for one another by similarity of name. Like, one girl getting booked for another girl’s scene because the booker thought he was booking the other girl, not knowing a DeVille from a Jezel.

Now here’s a story involving Christian and Roxy DeVille. DeVille, who was discovered by Nicki Hunter, is repped by Spiegler girls.

Kick Ass has begun a new boy-girl series revolving around a spycam and originally booked Christian for it to work with Dakoda Brookes. Dakoda’s agent was asked if she’d work with Christian and the answer was a yes.

On the Friday before the shoot, however, the word leaked out that maybe Dakoda might not really go for this despite those previous assurances. Evidently piped into the same gossip network, Christian, reconciled to the fact, assumed he’d be cancelled because Brookes was getting favored girl status and wrote about this on his blog.

[Evidently there was also a Mr. Big in the equation who supplied a talent list which had Brookes’ name at the top of it.]

To be on the safe side, Brookes’ agent Type 9 was called again. But now they couldn’t get a hold of her for an answer one way or another. It looked more and more like a Brookes scene evidently wasn’t happening, and the answer from on high was you gotta do what ya gotta do, with a production day hanging in the balance.

DeVille, who has worked with Kick Ass several times in the past was available. And since she and Christian wanted to work together, the scene was booked, thus dropping Brookes.

Christian wrote on his blog: “Again, I didn’t think for a single second that Kick Ass would change their mind in regards to my scene today with Dakoda Brookes. But they really surprised me by cancelling her and installing Roxy Deville in her place. I am definitely not complaining, and again I want to thank Raven for his efforts (and Mark, the owner of the company as well).”

It should also be noted that Christian and Roxy have probably worked as many as 30 times together before and have become something of the Lunt and Fontaine of adult video. Not to mention the fact that they drive the exact same model car, same color.

The scene worked out very well. Roxy, playing a college girl, was a nanny for a couple. With the couple gone, Roxy calls her basketball-playing boyfriend Christian over. They have sex unaware of the fact that a hidden nanny-cam has caught them in the act.

Amusingly, the scene was shot at the same house in Northridge which smelled like a can of anchovies the last time when Katia performed there. Only same fish, different day.

When Roxy walked in, she noticed the quaint aroma.

“It smells like fish,” she comments.

“I thought it was you,” she’s told. But this is not Christian telling her that because, after all, they drive the same model car, same color.

As a side note, Roxy doesn’t perform interracial on camera but that doesn’t stop her from loving the brother, off camera. According to her, the hottest black male performer around right now is Cuntre.

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Dusty and Cody are a loving American couple who employ a Russian house cleaner named Katya. And right there you’ve got the makings of a modern re-make of Dr. Zhivago not even considering minuscule details like national revolutions, frozen tundras, drunken horse doctors, or other things of a rigid, Bolshevik nature.

Actually Katya is a nice lady, and a product of It Models and hardly what you’d describe as a house wrecker. However….

Dusty comes home one afternoon and finds Katya and Cody in romantic Cossack throes on the living room couch. Dusty freaks out and threatens to fire Katya. Being flinty and used to the back alleys of life, Katya is hearing none of this. And now Dusty is receiving a stern lecture and an earful on female empowerment.

His threats are fairly much dismissed. Seeing that he’s getting nowhere with the force of argument, Dusty figures, what the fuck, he’s always wanted to take it in the keister from a Russian house cleaner. This is all news to Cody, and she, too, wants in on some of the man-ass action.

Katya, a tallish languid brunette who’s accent is thick as she’s exotic and sexual, just moved to Los Angeles recently from New York.  Katya’s also a physically fit dame who employs boot camp-style workouts to tax her Baltic blood. But this doesn’t stop her from indulging her passion for cinnamon cakes. And Katya pretty much went through a whole box of them on the set.

But said location where all this was taking place was another matter, entirely. The owner cooked fish the night before but left the windows shut. So when the Kick Ass crew arrived the following morning, they were greeted by the stifling smell of morning heat and an overcrowded pet store.

Dusty and Cody a real life husband and wife had advertised their availability on Craigslist which has become the go-to source for couples seeking to share some offbeat sexual fantasy. Which doesn’t dismiss the fact that you’ll come up with an occasional stiff, embalmed bon vivants, a few nutcases, and, if you’d believe, drama kings. One such gent was booked awhile back to do a scene with Roxy DeVille and get it in the ass.

On set he starts talking about how he dolls up like a woman and strolls down the street like Marilyn Monroe to see if the cops would roust him. Roxy gave him her classic look. And when it was suggested from others listening to the story, that me might want to cool it with the unusual candor, the guy took offense. He packed his bags and stormed off set.

Dusty and Cody, on the other hand, are quite accessible and have performed in several amateur videos. So they’ve had a little experience in front of the camera. Because Dusty had only done anal one other time with Cody, his nerves began kicking in once he got on set and his asshole puckered up a bit. But it’s porn and anything can happen.  Like when the two pimps dropped in unannounced in an attempt to make their female companion an instant star. Didn’t bother Dusty’s concentration one bit especially when his anus began quivering with exultation and his mind began wandering through the billowy fields of acquiescence.

True Zen ignores pimps.

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Sitting in LAX waiting to board the plane. Kissy Kapri is sitting next to me knocked out! I just found out our connection flight has been delayed by 2hrs so we’re gonna be in Atlanta for 3hrs now and get into NYC at 2pm. We arrive into NYC and hang around the airport for 30min to meet our friend Amy who is coming into town. Once we meet her we all take a cab to the city and check into the hotel, then grab some food at the Tic Tock Diner. After a great meal we head to the store to buy vodka and go back to the room and drink. One bottle finished and a few beers and we are buzzed and need more vodka so we head back to the store and get bottle number 2. An hour later the bottle is empty and it’s 3am so we jump on the Guitar Hero and jam out till we pass out. 1pm Sunday afternoon and we are trying to get out of bed but it’s a struggle. We finally decide to order room service instead of heading out. It’s now 3pm and the day is going by fast. We pass out again and finally get out of the room at 7pm. A nice cold walk to Times Square to play the tourist role then on to a resturant for more food and drinks. $98.73 later (mostly on drinks) we head back to the hotel. It’s now about midnight and we stay up till about 3am. 6am the wake up call comes into the room and Kissy is up and getting ready to go to the Howard Stern Show. A short cab ride later we arrive and Will the farter is already there. After a few pre interviews for Howard TV, Kissy and Will are in the studio live on the air. Kissy talks about doing anal sex at the age of 15 and using drugs. Howard and his crew give her credit for being so open and honest. They talk about the scene and how nervous Will was. Will denies asking about doing a second scene but the show’s producers were told otherwise and Will was busted on the air. He finally admitted he wanted to do a few more before he gets married in June. After the show Will treats Kissy to lunch and hooks her up with a web master friend to begin her web page. We meet up withOui j’en avais marre de voir partout “La cadillac” du casino gratuitкомпютри втора употреба alors j’ai un peu changé. Amy at the hotel and head to another hotel where we meet up with a friend who happens to be a WWE wrestler. We head to a resturant and have a meal and drinks then we’re off to the airport to head home. Interesting enough we run into another WWE star there too. We connect in Ohio then Amy heads back to Minnesota and Kissy is headed back to L.A. On the plane Kissy downs 4 bottles of Jack and explains her constant masturbation in the recent days. She said on the plane to NY she did it in the bathroom several times, in the hotel and on the plane (again in the bathroom) about 5mins before telling this story. She let me smell her fingers to prove her story. She takes the hand soap in the bathroom to lube up then goes at it. She hit the bathroom twice and did it in her seat once. Over all another successful trip to the Howard Stern Show for Kick Ass Pictures. Here is a exclusive clip from New York: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QS_D3uKcwM
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Samantha Sin is ready to get Inseminated by 2 black men. It’s her second interracial scene and she’s ready for the 2 big black cocks. Samantha informs us that her sister who just entered the biz is working a lot and the offers are out there for them to do a scene together. Her sister is hot and I’d like to see the two of them go at it. While shooting an opening part of the scene Samantha is reading a book titled “365 ways to cook chicken.” Interesting! 12 ways to make grape soda was the next book she read. This was a really hot scene and I know our fans of the Inseminated series will enjoy it. Thanks to Julius and Jon Jon for pounding out Samantha.

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Well after being about an hour late Monica Morales arrives on set. The locations dog ran out when she pulled up and scared the shit out of her but she saw he was nice and laughed it off. She is playing the role of a TJ Hooker today, and not to be confused with our vice president’s favorite show from the 80’s. While doing her paperwork she got a text from her boyfriend saying he wanted to break up with her. She called him and ripped him a new asshole saying she sucks dick for money and if she didn’t want to suck his for free then he had to live with that. She also mentioned about going to New York with 50 Cent for New Years. Yeah like she’s just going to “hang out” with Fitty. Monica remembered us from another location we shot at earlier this week as she just happened to be there. The location’s owner who shall remain nameless was strange and she stated she had to pay him $1,000 just to live there with some crazy rules. She also mentioned how she likes hanging out with gay guys to go hit on guys!

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Just because I feel like ranting right now I’ll tell you my thoughts on a MILF we shot recently. She was a MILF who we booked directly, but the location owner was ONE of her agents and they tried to squeeze more money out of us. 1st fuck them both. 2nd this bitch came to my place one day and squirted all over by bed and swallowed my cum. Two days later we got out then end up at her place and she squirts all over HER bed then when I try to leave she wants to fuck again and wants me to cum on her ass and call her a slut. So I did. Now the whore says since she did fucking in the 10 man scene and we only paid her for blow jobs that I personally owe her? Go fuck yourself. You fucked because you wanted to get fucked honey, cuz you’re a nympho. That wasn’t on our dime. ANYWAYS, today we are shooting another MILF named Payton and this bitch is hot. She doesn’t do interracial on camera I guess but she sure did in the bathroom on set. Nice tight pussy she has. I meant that’s what I heard, not that I personally know. (cough, cough). Payton in her pre-interviews talks about living in a small Northern Cal town where she fucked the gas station kid (18 years of age of course) and how the guy at her local grocery store loves to hit on her. I can see why with the fucking body she has. So Jack Lawrence is her cock for the day and of course Jack eats her pussy for hours and mentions he was a cop or fireman or something like that. That story never gets old (cough, cough).

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Today we FINALLY get Samantha Sin on set after 3 tries. Sam is squirting for us and is working with Lee Stone. While in make-up Samantha talked about her 19 year old sister entering the biz. They have the same agent and Samantha is helping her through her first few weeks. Samantha is also taking the black dick now so we’ll have her get Inseminated By 2 Black Guys very soon. We try to take pretty girl pictures outside but the sun is brutal so we move inside then it’s on to the fucking. We have some youtube footage up, some behind the scenes. It’s on our NEW youtube page since for some unknown reason our old page got deleted! Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/kickasspics

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We wake up to meet Amber Rayne at the Gold Star Modeling offices and then shot a few more things around the valley. Finally I drop Will off at the airport and that’s a wrap. Will had a great time and it appears he has a crush on both Kissi Kapri and Amber Rayne. In fact while typing this blog Will just texted me asking what Amber was doing tonight!

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Kick Ass is shooting scenes today. Will sleeps all day and finally wakes up in the late afternoon. Will watches some of the scenes but is still grossed out by the 10 Man Cum Slam from the day before and is still in heavy thought of ways to get Kissi to quit porn. Will walks into the room of our Chica Boom shoot and farts right on the girl. She didn’t believe it was real but it was funny as hell. We leave set and stay at a friend’s house where Will is online and on the phone with his phone sex clients. Hey, everyone has to make a buck right?

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Will’s BIG day. The reason he came here is happening today. It’s his 1st porn scene ever and he’s working with gorgeous and sweet Kissi Kapri. Before Will’s scene there was a 10 Man Cum Slam. Will was grossed out by 10 naked men walking around on set and even more so by a chick who would swallow 10 loads of cum. So Kissi Kapri arrives and Will falls in love. They talk about their scene and after all of the dialogue it’s fuck time. Will performed well and did a great job. We go to the store about midnight and Will makes hamburgers at about 1am. He’s not a bad cook. Will is exhausted and falls asleep till the afternoon the next day!

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Picked Will up from the hotel and headed to the Kick Ass Pics office. Will farted in the owner’s office while he was eating lunch. A classic scene! We also saw the poker table, which explains why my phone calls sometimes don’t get returned immediately on the days of production. After shooting at the office we got into the field and shoot some footage in Hollywood, at the LA Airport and in the valley. We stop to have dinner since Kick Ass is paying for that and then head to our production location where the owner let Will stay for 2 days.

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Picked Will the Farter (of The Howard Stern Show fame) up from the airport. After checking into his hotel, we headed to KSEX Radio to do the Tony Batman show. Will met a chick there named Kelly Skyline. Kelly is the sister-in-law of female star Trina Michaels. Will appeared to like her. He did his trademark farting on Tony’s show which cleared the whole room. Classic scene to say the least. Dropped Will off at the hotel after the interview.

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It’s a 7am call time to try to kick out 3 scenes. All go well surprisingly. First up was Amina and Tony in a Chica Boom scene. Amina is still new and learning. She complained that she worked with Lee Stone a week before our scene and she didn’t enjoy it. The real story was that she was complaining a lot on set and saying she wasn’t going to do specific positions! Guess her attitude changed for us. Not the greatest scene but not the worst either. Scene number 2 was a cuckold scene with Paris Gables, Tyler Knight and new cuckold Vikma (or something like that). He actually is an extra for the ABC show Desperate Housewives. Wow, how interesting would it be for his fellow cast mates to find this scene. Tyler played the Black plumber who came to clean the pipes but it ended up he got to lay the “black pipe” in Paris. For those of you who don’t know, Paris is the former Heather Gables who was a contract girl for Extreme Associates. Paris is actually pretty hot and a true freak. On set she had some personal drama as she was pulled over by the cops recently and they took her IDs and Social Security card (well that’s what she claims). Also she has a suspended license for a DUI and she got into about 3 different arguments with her mom on the phone while on set. Finally, scene number 3 was a Revenge is a Bitch scene featuring Miss Kitty and Jerome. Miss Kitty turned into Mistress Kitty and fucked Jerome hard with her strap on! She even dressed Jerome up in her clothing. It was a good scene and hopefully you will enjoy the series!

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Returning from Texas (where I was at a lame ass erotica show), we are back shooting 4 scenes this week and anything that could go wrong does. The night before the shoots my PA says he cant make the 1st day and so I’m scrambling to get a replacement. Day 1 we have scheduled 2 squirt scenes. Charley is squirting with Brad Hardy, it’s Brads debut for Kick Ass. Charley is a hot Puerto Rican with an AMAZING body and this chick can squirt. Right before the scene Charley’s agent calls and complains that Charley has been on set too long. Drama from an agent that I don’t need because their other girl Samantha decided to get tested a day before her scene and she came back positive with something. Nonetheless Brad fucked Charley pretty hard and we got a great scene. It even appeared that a little love connection was made between the two as they were very “in lust” with each other off camera. So only 1 scene could be shot today, meaning the next day we had to kick out 3 scenes due to people not getting tested till the very last minute! What, is this whole testing thing new to people? EVERYONE knows the fucking deal and you should never wait till he last fucking minute to get tested!

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Today Miss Sindee Jennings is on set to take part of our ever so popular title “Cum Eating Cuckolds.” While doing her pretty girl pictures Sindee mentions she is thinking about doing anal scenes in 2008 but for now anal is strictly for her boyfriend. She recently learned how to cook and has been a cooking machine and even says she doesn’t eat out anymore. Sindee also talked about not having a car or license so she converted her garage into a hot tub slash game room. Darts and a hot tub in a garage? I guess anything is possible. As usual Sindee is the squirting machine that shocks everyone. Today she was working with Sledge and Les Moore with the storyline of Les hiring Sledge to be her personal trainer. There was a lot of “personal” going on without so much “training.” It was a really good scene and we know you’ll be entertained. On a side note the location we shot at was OK, but peeps I need your wireless internet to work! I mean I can’t go more than 2 hours without being on myspace! If you wanna be my friend hit me up at: http://www.myspace.com/ravenrules

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Kelly Leigh is the MILF who’s doing a special 10 Man Cum Slam today and drama erupts when she arrives. Kelly was booked directly through Kick Ass, as when she was contacted she stated she DID NOT have an agent. We were shooting at the location where the guy who owns the place also “claims” to be Kelly’s agent. After a debate on her rate we agree to just have her do the blowbang, and if she did anything extra in the scene that would be her own doing. Sure enough she lets the guys fuck her during the scene and yes it is a wild one! She licked ass, got fingered in the ass, squirted and let the guys fuck her. A nasty slut indeed! ALMOST worth all the drama!

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Lena Hawkins is a 4′10″ Latina from Dallas who is doing her Chica Boom scene with Jack Lawrence. A first glance at Lena and you’d think she is this quiet sweet girl, BUT, this chick has a wild side. A stripper since the age of 18, who then turned to escorting, she has now decided to become a porn star. This chick has her “A Game” in effect. I ask her why she has 2 cell phones and she said one was for her “work” and the other is personal. She talked about her clients and what she charges and mentioned the only reason some local Dallas athletes get it for free was because she was horny and wanted to fuck them. SO anyway… we’re into the scene and Jack is eating her pussy for hours. I think Jack should get his own pussy licking series put out by Kick Ass. If you agree send all messages to Flowers.

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Faith Deluca is on set and ready to fuck the helpless Less with a strap-on. She showed up on set with her magic potion of an energy drink and something else. Hey whatever works! Faith’s friend is on set also and she is a massage therapist and gave a wonderful massage. No happy ending but her 34 DD tits were really nice. So we’re into the scene which took FOREVER to shoot. Faith is playing a massage therapist and is torturing Less. Hot wax, whipping and of course the strap on. She fucks Less doggie, missionary and pile-driver and he loved every single moment. Even after shooting a few of these scenes, it’s still hard for me to watch it!

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Summer is back once again for her final scene before she goes back to Alabama till January. Summer shows up and is tired and in a little pain. We had a last minute replacement of male talent who by the end of the night Summer fell in love with. Summers’ “manager” looks exhausted. He seems to be counting down to the hours till she’s back on a plane. So it’s scene time peeps and summer is getting fucked by 2 black dicks and yes they will cream-pie her. She’s getting into the scene and saying “fuck me with that big black cock” or even “this Puerto Rican pussy has never had nigger dick like this!” Hey folks its just acting so don’t send any comments about the racist remarks. But if you do want to send any love or hate emails you can always send them to Flowers (the Kick Ass editor)! He reads it all and enjoys your thoughts! Nonetheless the 2 guys cream inside Summer and we are done. Yep is 11:30pm and we FINALLY wrap! A very interesting day. Look for Summer at the AVN Show in Las Vegas, Jan. 9-12. She’ll be signing exclusively at the Kick Ass booth!

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Rosario Stone is on the set today. She arrives with her husband who drops her off and she leaves. This 5′9″ 100% Puerto Rican is fucking hot. She’s very quiet and polite and her English is okay. Lee Stone (no relation to her) is her “cock” for the scene in this Chica Boom movie. The scene starts and Rosario is deep-throating Lee. Then she’s riding his cock and BAM she turns into a fucking sexual freak. They start slapping each other, choking and talking a lot of shit. Lee in English and Rosario in Spanish. I honestly have to say that this was the BEST boy/girl scene I’ve seen this year. A-FUCKING-MAZING! No doubt this scene will be nominated for the 2009 AVN awards (2008 noms are already in)!

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Today we have lovely New Zealander Lake Russell as our MILF. Apparently Lake is a favorite in the Kick Ass Office. Maybe she should be contracted to sign at the Kick Ass booth in Vegas for the AVN convention in January. If you agree contact “Flowers” or call the office. Lake has an amazing body and is a very horny chick. Lake mentions that it’s her 1st time swallowing more than 1 load and she even went on the internet to research about swallowing a lot of cum. She found out that it was ok to swallow a lot so she was happy! So the 10 dudes started to arrive and it was like a room of high school kids. I had them do their paperwork downstairs but even a few guys had to do it upstairs because they said being down there was like being in a high school locker room. So I noticed 1 guy had a beer in his hand. I knew it was the crew’s but didn’t say anything. Then about 30mins later he had another beer in his hand. I don’t know how this asshole thought drinking 1 beer was OK, but drinking 2 beers!!! Hell fucking no! I mean if there are 10 guys on set and you’re the only one drinking the beer don’t you think the beer may not be yours? Needless to say a new asshole was ripped in him and it’s still up in the air if he will be working for Kick Ass again. Don’t eat the chicken and don’t drink the beer!

So the scene starts and Lake is sucking cock and letting guys eat her pussy and finger bang her. This was a hot scene and Lake enjoyed all the cocks surrounding her. Then she begins to swallow the loads of cum. Just as the scene ended I noticed a guy washing himself off in the kitchen sink using all the paper towels and doing this right around all of the food. At that point I was done! I told him he was a fucking moron, he had no class, no manners and no fucking respect. Yes I am calling his name out too… it was Dino Bravo. Fuck you, you piece of shit for doing something like that. I don’t give a fuck who drinks the beer or eats the crew’s food but DO NOT wash your dirty ass in the kitchen where all the food is. Especially in a 4 bathroom location. Nonetheless an always interesting day on set. Here is a clip of Lake for your viewing pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qev-28Lhfj8

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The new Puerto Rican hottie Summer is back on set for her “Revenge is a Bitch” strap-on scene. She’s working with male talent John and will take her little blue strap-on and fuck him hard. So just like the last time, Summer is having fun on our set. During production stills Summer is very interested in John taking the strap on. She has never done anal and is questioning him on how it feels. He says he enjoys it, In fact, he tells us he used to be a third party drug smuggler and would smuggle certain “ecstatic” substances in his ass. Yes, you hear all types of shit on set. So now its time for Summer to strap it on for her pictures but she doesn’t know how. In fact the PM didn’t know how, our PA, director and make up artist didn’t know how. After about 15min of playing around with it the crew FINALLY figured it out. Here’s a clip to show you what happened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLKrwm0SYcw

So the scene begins and Summer is enjoying the anal pounding she is dishing out. She slaps his ass, pulls his hair and verbally degrades John. At 1 point in sort of a doggie style position John had to stop because the position was about to make him piss on the couch. It was a pretty funny moment. After a little ATM (ass to mouth) John jerks off onto Summers ass and she makes him lick it off. Yum Yum!!!

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6am I get a text from an agent saying his talent who was to do a scene for us at 10am has a sore throat and can’t work. It’s 6 FUCKING AM!!! No agent is at the office, no one is awake. So for the next 4 hours I try to figure things out. Finally a scene with Chelsie Rae is booked. A BAREFOOT SCENE. So it’s now 3pm and we are on set and find out Chelsie as a problem with 1 of her toes and we can’t shoot the scene. A fungus of some type. So there goes that scene. We decide to keep Chelsie on set and book a scene for Inseminated by 2 Black Men. So at 8pm the 2 guys show up to inseminate Chelsie. After stills and interviews and paperwork its 9pm and we are FINALLY shooting porn. Chelsie has never dated a black guy but has fucked many. A day of a ton of headaches is finally over. Our PA Matt tells us the next day that he was pulled over by the police. They search his vehicle and dump all the product in our production cases out on the side walk. After finding nothing they depart, leaving Matt to clean up their mess. Some days you’re better off staying in bed!

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Very few performers will get their own name in the title of these blogs but Jayden Rose deserves it. She was a very last minute fill-in for a shoot and I have to thank the good people at Goldstar Modeling (www.goldstarmodeling.com ) for her. So Jayden showed up on set and we needed her to squirt all over the place for her “Stop or I’ll Squirt” scene with Jack Lawrence. Jayden was on set mentioning that Goldstar is in fact her agent but she still lives with her former agent Dick Nasty. It appears Dick doesn’t even know she’s with Goldstar. Jack went down on Jayden, working his famous pussy-eating skills and made her cum about 5 times. It was a good scene and afterwards Jack took her home. These porn guys have all the luck!

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Full Gallon Juggs #2 is today but once again, not without drama. So this scene was booked about 3 weeks prior and we originally had the famous Gianna for the scene and every director or producer that I talked to (and there were many) told me we were crazy and she would flake. Well, always giving the talent the benefit of the doubt we decided not to cancel her. Of course the afternoon before the shoot I get a text, not even a fucking phone call, but a text stating some bullshit about her being in a car accident. GO FUCK YOURSELF! Show me a police record or insurance claim and I’ll eat my words publicly. She has flaked on so many people it’s not funny, and now she can add us to her flake list. Congratulations, airhead. Ric Flair is a 15 time world champ and I guess Gianna is going for the world title of flaking. Nonetheless we got a replacement named Kitty Lee and Lee Stone was her cock for the day. He banged it out like he always does and the scene was great. I think we owe Lee. What else can be said. Oh yeah, Trina stopped by and I know you ALL love hearing that. She was getting on my ass about always having chicken on set. Hey my crew likes chicken but our PA said he likes meat loaf too, so next time we’re having meat loaf on set.

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An agreement was made between the good peeps at the Howard Stern Show and Kick Ass Pictures for the porn production company to appear on the world famous Sirius Satellite network. Kick Ass sent the one and only Lie Lani to represent the company. Not realizing what she was getting into, Lie Lani was excited about the opportunity to be on the show. Arrival day into NYC, Lie Lani heads to a hotel in Manhattan right across the street from the world famous Madison Square Garden. Over to a very good BBQ spot for dinner and a walk around the city with your humble tour master. The next morning Lie Lani is off to 1221 Ave of the Americas from which the Stern show broadcasts. After 3 security checks and waiting in the green room, Lie Lani finds out what she has to do. Stern show regular Will the Farter is in the house and for Lie Lani to plug anything she wants, she has to let Will fart on her face for one minute. Lie Lani said this was way easier than what was going through her mind and she had no problem doing this stunt. So after one minute of farting Lie Lani got to plug Kick Ass Pictures. A video clip of her Cuckold scene was played and she educated the cast on the term “cuckold.” Overall a great time in NY and Lie Lani is a trooper. Here is an exclusive post show interview with Lie Lani. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNtOjDiE7Uc

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Today we have Summer, a Puerto Rican girl by way of Mobile, Alabama in our Chica Boom series. It’s her VERY FIRST scene ever. She just turned 18 four months ago. While in make-up Summer began feeling on Nikki’s tits (our make-up artist). Then Nikki began feeling on Summers tits. Nikki is a veteran in the biz and helped Summer with a lot of pointers. When I walked by, Summer began rubbing on my nipples, and at that point Summer and I decided to get married. (We also planned to get divorced by a few days later.) We paired Summer up with pussy licking champion Jack Lawrence. After looking at his ID’s, Summer remarks that Jack is as old as her dad. On a side note, Bobby Brown allegedly lives across the street and we are trying to get him to come over. Owner of Kick Ass Pix Mr. Mark Kulkis (kinda like Mr. McMahon from WWE) made a rare and I MEAN RARE appearance on set. He has some real cool shoe strings for being a big shot! As you can see it’s an all star day on set. Downstairs Jack is telling Summer how he can get girls to squirt. You can check out this clip to find out Jack’s skills: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jRTToRYWiWg

So we are into the scene and Summer is fucking like a champ. Is this her first time? Doesn’t seem like it, as she is a pro when it comes to fucking. (Well, she is a Latin girl after all!) About this time the guys were arriving for the 2nd scene of the day. It’s a 10 Man Cum Slam. Summer and Jack wrap up their scene and Summer is upstairs talking to the 10 guys as they are all drooling over her. At 1 point Summer walked by Jack and dropped a napkin. On it was her number and one of the 10 guys screamed out, “Look, Jack got the digits!” Jack and Summer both got embarrassed but it was funny. Later we find out that Summer has fallen for Jack. I wonder if she will fall for every guy she does a scene with? Here is 1 more clip of Summer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DQ3tQWcczc
And don’t forget to check out the coverage our good friends at XFANZ ( www.xfanz.com ) did on Kick Ass recently:

http://xfanz.com/videoBin.php?clip=2208 AND http://xfanz.com/videoBin.php?clip=2204

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Yep we are changing up the 10 Man series and doing it MILF style this time around. First up is the hottest of the hot MILFs, Miss Chelsea Zinn. This cock whore showed up on set in a short hot pink dress and was making the location owner act like a creepy old pervert! Which I think he is! Anyways the 10 dudes arrive. Strangely they all arrived at one time so maybe one of those short buses dropped them all off. Chelsea mentioned to me that blow jobs make her horny and a deal was made for her to get fucked by the guys as well. Yes a 10 Man blowbang with sex! ONLY AT KICK ASS, FOLKS! So the sucking began and then the fucking started. Strangely it appeared that Chelsea is such a whore she intimidated a few guys and they couldn’t fuck her. One guy popped early but I give him credit, he came back to pop again. 10 loads down the throat and she ended it with a smile. God bless Chelsea Zinn!

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Cuckold is back once again! This time your cast is Chelsie Rae, Justin Long and new kid on the block Tyler Rhodes (no relation to Dusty Rhodes). We take stills. They’re great, I’m sure they’re going to end up being the boxcover. Chelsie is a cute blonde from the 909 (Riverside for you non So Cal Peeps). While on set Chelsie’s talking about how slow the industry is currently and that it’s hard for her because she only works the weekends because of school. She then talks about her personal sex life where her boyfriend likes her to piss in his mouth. T.M.I. Chelsea! This scene flowed really well with the verbal aspect being on point and that made it even a hotter scene. I’m not going to give away the finish of the scene, but you will be shocked by what you see!

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So where do we begin with this Cum Eating Cuckolds scene. Let’s go back 2 weeks before the scene when Gwen Diamond was informed who she was working with. She had no problem. Her agent had no problem and all talent was looking to have fun. Let’s go to the Sunday before the shoot when Gwen had breakfast with myself and a pro wrestling friend of mine. Still no issues from Gwen about the scene. Let’s go to the day of, and Gwen arriving on set and STILL no problems about the scene. Then after Gwen was in make-up and after the talent has arrived, Gwen suddenly has an issue with the male talent’s test not being 5 days prior the scene. Well what the fuck she NEVER told me this rule and honestly I think the $2,000/hour “business meeting” she had at 9pm was more important than giving us our scene today. Gwen was replaced with the amazing Kelly “FUCKING” Wells and she is working with Ricco Shades and Craig the real-life cuckold. During the scene Kelly reminds us that she’s a squirter. In the words of Paris Hilton, “That’s HOT.” So we are about 15min into the fucking and I put on the head set to listen to the audio and hear a strange humming noise. Action stops, we roll back on tape and it’s there for a lot of the dialogue. So there was no other option but to reshoot from the top. I mean the ONLY other thing we could have done was to finish the scene, give the footage to our editor Flowers and have him rip a few new assholes in some people. So even though it was about 11:45pm the talent was cool and we got the deal done. The end of the scene almost made me throw up. Ricco cream-pied Kelly, she stood above Craig and cum bubbles were coming out of her pussy right into Craig’s mouth. Then she blew Craig, he popped in her mouth and she “snowballed” it back into his mouth. At 12:30am what can you really say? Just another day in the crazy porno world!

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