Shoulda Stayed in Bed
6am I get a text from an agent saying his talent who was to do a scene for us at 10am has a sore throat and can’t work. It’s 6 FUCKING AM!!! No agent is at the office, no one is awake. So for the next 4 hours I try to figure things out. Finally a scene with Chelsie Rae is booked. A BAREFOOT SCENE. So it’s now 3pm and we are on set and find out Chelsie as a problem with 1 of her toes and we can’t shoot the scene. A fungus of some type. So there goes that scene. We decide to keep Chelsie on set and book a scene for Inseminated by 2 Black Men. So at 8pm the 2 guys show up to inseminate Chelsie. After stills and interviews and paperwork its 9pm and we are FINALLY shooting porn. Chelsie has never dated a black guy but has fucked many. A day of a ton of headaches is finally over. Our PA Matt tells us the next day that he was pulled over by the police. They search his vehicle and dump all the product in our production cases out on the side walk. After finding nothing they depart, leaving Matt to clean up their mess. Some days you’re better off staying in bed!