Archive for October, 2007

»MILF Cum Slam

Today we have lovely New Zealander Lake Russell as our MILF. Apparently Lake is a favorite in the Kick Ass Office. Maybe she should be contracted to sign at the Kick Ass booth in Vegas for the AVN convention in January. If you agree contact “Flowers” or call the office. Lake has an amazing body and is a very horny chick. Lake mentions that it’s her 1st time swallowing more than 1 load and she even went on the internet to research about swallowing a lot of cum. She found out that it was ok to swallow a lot so she was happy! So the 10 dudes started to arrive and it was like a room of high school kids. I had them do their paperwork downstairs but even a few guys had to do it upstairs because they said being down there was like being in a high school locker room. So I noticed 1 guy had a beer in his hand. I knew it was the crew’s but didn’t say anything. Then about 30mins later he had another beer in his hand. I don’t know how this asshole thought drinking 1 beer was OK, but drinking 2 beers!!! Hell fucking no! I mean if there are 10 guys on set and you’re the only one drinking the beer don’t you think the beer may not be yours? Needless to say a new asshole was ripped in him and it’s still up in the air if he will be working for Kick Ass again. Don’t eat the chicken and don’t drink the beer!

So the scene starts and Lake is sucking cock and letting guys eat her pussy and finger bang her. This was a hot scene and Lake enjoyed all the cocks surrounding her. Then she begins to swallow the loads of cum. Just as the scene ended I noticed a guy washing himself off in the kitchen sink using all the paper towels and doing this right around all of the food. At that point I was done! I told him he was a fucking moron, he had no class, no manners and no fucking respect. Yes I am calling his name out too… it was Dino Bravo. Fuck you, you piece of shit for doing something like that. I don’t give a fuck who drinks the beer or eats the crew’s food but DO NOT wash your dirty ass in the kitchen where all the food is. Especially in a 4 bathroom location. Nonetheless an always interesting day on set. Here is a clip of Lake for your viewing pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qev-28Lhfj8

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»Summer Straps It On

The new Puerto Rican hottie Summer is back on set for her “Revenge is a Bitch” strap-on scene. She’s working with male talent John and will take her little blue strap-on and fuck him hard. So just like the last time, Summer is having fun on our set. During production stills Summer is very interested in John taking the strap on. She has never done anal and is questioning him on how it feels. He says he enjoys it, In fact, he tells us he used to be a third party drug smuggler and would smuggle certain “ecstatic” substances in his ass. Yes, you hear all types of shit on set. So now its time for Summer to strap it on for her pictures but she doesn’t know how. In fact the PM didn’t know how, our PA, director and make up artist didn’t know how. After about 15min of playing around with it the crew FINALLY figured it out. Here’s a clip to show you what happened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLKrwm0SYcw

So the scene begins and Summer is enjoying the anal pounding she is dishing out. She slaps his ass, pulls his hair and verbally degrades John. At 1 point in sort of a doggie style position John had to stop because the position was about to make him piss on the couch. It was a pretty funny moment. After a little ATM (ass to mouth) John jerks off onto Summers ass and she makes him lick it off. Yum Yum!!!

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»Shoulda Stayed in Bed

6am I get a text from an agent saying his talent who was to do a scene for us at 10am has a sore throat and can’t work. It’s 6 FUCKING AM!!! No agent is at the office, no one is awake. So for the next 4 hours I try to figure things out. Finally a scene with Chelsie Rae is booked. A BAREFOOT SCENE. So it’s now 3pm and we are on set and find out Chelsie as a problem with 1 of her toes and we can’t shoot the scene. A fungus of some type. So there goes that scene. We decide to keep Chelsie on set and book a scene for Inseminated by 2 Black Men. So at 8pm the 2 guys show up to inseminate Chelsie. After stills and interviews and paperwork its 9pm and we are FINALLY shooting porn. Chelsie has never dated a black guy but has fucked many. A day of a ton of headaches is finally over. Our PA Matt tells us the next day that he was pulled over by the police. They search his vehicle and dump all the product in our production cases out on the side walk. After finding nothing they depart, leaving Matt to clean up their mess. Some days you’re better off staying in bed!

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»Jayden Rose Is A Trooper

Very few performers will get their own name in the title of these blogs but Jayden Rose deserves it. She was a very last minute fill-in for a shoot and I have to thank the good people at Goldstar Modeling (www.goldstarmodeling.com ) for her. So Jayden showed up on set and we needed her to squirt all over the place for her “Stop or I’ll Squirt” scene with Jack Lawrence. Jayden was on set mentioning that Goldstar is in fact her agent but she still lives with her former agent Dick Nasty. It appears Dick doesn’t even know she’s with Goldstar. Jack went down on Jayden, working his famous pussy-eating skills and made her cum about 5 times. It was a good scene and afterwards Jack took her home. These porn guys have all the luck!

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»Full Gallon Flake

Full Gallon Juggs #2 is today but once again, not without drama. So this scene was booked about 3 weeks prior and we originally had the famous Gianna for the scene and every director or producer that I talked to (and there were many) told me we were crazy and she would flake. Well, always giving the talent the benefit of the doubt we decided not to cancel her. Of course the afternoon before the shoot I get a text, not even a fucking phone call, but a text stating some bullshit about her being in a car accident. GO FUCK YOURSELF! Show me a police record or insurance claim and I’ll eat my words publicly. She has flaked on so many people it’s not funny, and now she can add us to her flake list. Congratulations, airhead. Ric Flair is a 15 time world champ and I guess Gianna is going for the world title of flaking. Nonetheless we got a replacement named Kitty Lee and Lee Stone was her cock for the day. He banged it out like he always does and the scene was great. I think we owe Lee. What else can be said. Oh yeah, Trina stopped by and I know you ALL love hearing that. She was getting on my ass about always having chicken on set. Hey my crew likes chicken but our PA said he likes meat loaf too, so next time we’re having meat loaf on set.

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»Kick Ass Invades Howard Stern

An agreement was made between the good peeps at the Howard Stern Show and Kick Ass Pictures for the porn production company to appear on the world famous Sirius Satellite network. Kick Ass sent the one and only Lie Lani to represent the company. Not realizing what she was getting into, Lie Lani was excited about the opportunity to be on the show. Arrival day into NYC, Lie Lani heads to a hotel in Manhattan right across the street from the world famous Madison Square Garden. Over to a very good BBQ spot for dinner and a walk around the city with your humble tour master. The next morning Lie Lani is off to 1221 Ave of the Americas from which the Stern show broadcasts. After 3 security checks and waiting in the green room, Lie Lani finds out what she has to do. Stern show regular Will the Farter is in the house and for Lie Lani to plug anything she wants, she has to let Will fart on her face for one minute. Lie Lani said this was way easier than what was going through her mind and she had no problem doing this stunt. So after one minute of farting Lie Lani got to plug Kick Ass Pictures. A video clip of her Cuckold scene was played and she educated the cast on the term “cuckold.” Overall a great time in NY and Lie Lani is a trooper. Here is an exclusive post show interview with Lie Lani. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNtOjDiE7Uc

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»Welcome To Porn, Summer!

Today we have Summer, a Puerto Rican girl by way of Mobile, Alabama in our Chica Boom series. It’s her VERY FIRST scene ever. She just turned 18 four months ago. While in make-up Summer began feeling on Nikki’s tits (our make-up artist). Then Nikki began feeling on Summers tits. Nikki is a veteran in the biz and helped Summer with a lot of pointers. When I walked by, Summer began rubbing on my nipples, and at that point Summer and I decided to get married. (We also planned to get divorced by a few days later.) We paired Summer up with pussy licking champion Jack Lawrence. After looking at his ID’s, Summer remarks that Jack is as old as her dad. On a side note, Bobby Brown allegedly lives across the street and we are trying to get him to come over. Owner of Kick Ass Pix Mr. Mark Kulkis (kinda like Mr. McMahon from WWE) made a rare and I MEAN RARE appearance on set. He has some real cool shoe strings for being a big shot! As you can see it’s an all star day on set. Downstairs Jack is telling Summer how he can get girls to squirt. You can check out this clip to find out Jack’s skills: http://youtube.com/watch?v=jRTToRYWiWg

So we are into the scene and Summer is fucking like a champ. Is this her first time? Doesn’t seem like it, as she is a pro when it comes to fucking. (Well, she is a Latin girl after all!) About this time the guys were arriving for the 2nd scene of the day. It’s a 10 Man Cum Slam. Summer and Jack wrap up their scene and Summer is upstairs talking to the 10 guys as they are all drooling over her. At 1 point Summer walked by Jack and dropped a napkin. On it was her number and one of the 10 guys screamed out, “Look, Jack got the digits!” Jack and Summer both got embarrassed but it was funny. Later we find out that Summer has fallen for Jack. I wonder if she will fall for every guy she does a scene with? Here is 1 more clip of Summer: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DQ3tQWcczc
And don’t forget to check out the coverage our good friends at XFANZ ( www.xfanz.com ) did on Kick Ass recently:

http://xfanz.com/videoBin.php?clip=2208 AND http://xfanz.com/videoBin.php?clip=2204

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»10 Man Cum Slam - MILF Style!

Yep we are changing up the 10 Man series and doing it MILF style this time around. First up is the hottest of the hot MILFs, Miss Chelsea Zinn. This cock whore showed up on set in a short hot pink dress and was making the location owner act like a creepy old pervert! Which I think he is! Anyways the 10 dudes arrive. Strangely they all arrived at one time so maybe one of those short buses dropped them all off. Chelsea mentioned to me that blow jobs make her horny and a deal was made for her to get fucked by the guys as well. Yes a 10 Man blowbang with sex! ONLY AT KICK ASS, FOLKS! So the sucking began and then the fucking started. Strangely it appeared that Chelsea is such a whore she intimidated a few guys and they couldn’t fuck her. One guy popped early but I give him credit, he came back to pop again. 10 loads down the throat and she ended it with a smile. God bless Chelsea Zinn!

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