Archive for August, 2007

»Kitty Vs. Dirty Hairy

Time for another Old Men make Me Squirt scene. Miss Kitty and Dirty Harry are the 2 stars taking part. Harry is the uncle of famous male performer TT Boy. I’m going to say this scene is the best one of this series. I mean Harry fucked the hell out of Kitty. Kitty is a little blonde with tattoos and a few piercings and a real nice ass. Oh is it nice. At one point Harry was fucking Kitty so hard we had to take a break for him to catch his breath. He got up and kinda stumbled around. I literally thought he was going to faint on set. Obviously the young pussy was taking it’s toll on him. But he got back into her wet cunt and pounded it into submission. Kitty was squirting like crazy. So the scene is done, Harry is still alive and all is well. Then the unthinkable happens, Harry comes back inside the house and says his car is hanging off the cliff of the driveway. Somehow he was backing down the driveway and went off the cliff. We tried to push and pull the car out but no luck. So after about an hour of trying we called a tow truck and they got it out. Since the rest of us couldn’t get out till the car was cleared, we didn’t end up leaving till 1am. Just another day in the porn world! Here is a video clip of Kitty before her shoot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNu07U06iOY

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»A Very Convincing MILF

Chelsea Zinn is in the house for a MILF 5-Guy Cream Pie. But wait, I get onto set and Chelsea “convinces” me to let her get fucked in the ass during the scene and boy does she have special ways of convincing you to do things. Just funny how her office is in the bathroom! None the less this chick is gonna get DP’d and then some. Chelsea is a 36 year old sex slut. AND I MEAN SEX SLUT! As the 5 guys were arriving Chelsea is doing her paper work. She tells me her pussy is getting wet by just seeing the guys arrive. She then grabs my hand and “makes” me feel her pussy to prove how wet she really is. Once again Chelsea is right and her pussy IS wet! Also today the great media company of XFANZ www.xfanz.com is on set to cover our shoot. They were AWESOME and had a great time. They did interviews with crew and talent and enjoyed themselves. So the scene is about to begin. 5 guys and 1 nasty, horny, slutty MILF! 1 of the guys is actually a personal booty call for Chelsea. They go straight to the “A” (as in anal). Then the DP action begins and this is where the scene gets nasty and hot! A cock in her pussy, a cock in her ass, 1 in each hand and a cock in her mouth. All 5 guys working this cum whore all at once. They rotate and she loves it. This is a long scene but damn was it hot. I will personally say that this scene is the best one of the series! After the scene Chelsea says she’s still horny and is going home to fuck her husband and if she’s still horny after that she may make a booty call or 2.

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»Happy Ending MILF

A MILF known as Mistress Angelica in doing her first ever DP scene today. She openly talks about being a “massage therapist.” But then she reveals that her massages end with happy endings. ORAL happy endings. And she SWALLOWS! Can you say Craig’s List? I might have to hit her up. I feel all of this stress in my body that needs to be “released,” if ya know what I mean! Brian Surewood and Tony Tedeschi are the 2 guys who are gonna ravage her ass and make her think twice about having anal sex let alone a DP ever again!

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»I Should have Stayed In Bed

Old Men Make Me Squirt is set to be shot today. But at 9:40am I get a call from the girl’s agent saying she missed her plane into L.A. But within 10 mins I got a replacement and hopefully we won’t be too delayed. Thank you Samantha Sin for not catching your flight and letting me know this 20 min before your call time. And you wanna justify your rate and get paid that rate but do shit like this? Grow the fuck up! So now the replacement girl’s agent just called and she (the replacement girl) is on her way to the hospital. What the fuck, this ain’t Friday the 13th! After searching hard I found Amile Waters from www.goldstarmodeling.com and she came to the rescue. Amile is a fun girl, very perky and sexy. Besides being a perfect gentlemen, Dave made her squirt numerous times. Only Dave could break both the age and race barriers in one scene!

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»Chicago Sluts Ain’t Shy

Carmen is the target of the Inseminated By 2 Black Men today. She’s taking on Justin Long and John John. Carmen is a 24 year-old hottie from Chicago. She used to dance out there. Carmen is a mix of diva and tomboy. She has the total model looks and diva attitude but can burp and fart like a guy and has no problem with it. Yes this chick loves to fart! She smokes like a wild fire and sucks cock like a champ. Loves to drink, party and fuck! She can get a little annoying but she’s hot and cool so you tend to just let Carmen be who she is. In fact here is a clip of Carmen on the phone trying to get on a L.A. hot spot guest list. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nfm2pGsLOcY

So the scene begins and Justin and John John are tag teaming Carmen with their long cocks. Carmen is taking the black dick like a champ which proves this isn’t her 1st time riding the “black harley.” Damn it’s hot in this small room and it’s at least 90 degrees outside. The shit talking began in the scene with Carmen saying her dad would like seeing her fuck 2 black cocks all while Justin is calling her trailer trash. The shit talking was funny and the scene was hot. Carmen took the 2 black cock loads inside her pussy and we are done. So did Carmen get on the guest list for the club? Not too sure but she is looking to hang out tonight and my weather buddy told me there is snow predicted in Encino!

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»Practice Makes Perfect

So after a very long night which ended about 1am we’re back on set at 10am. We have a 10 Man Cum Slam featuring Melissa Julianna and 10 “Mopes.” That’s what my PA was calling the 10 guys and I liked it so I’m sticking to it. Melissa is 2 weeks into the biz and loving it. A Bay area chick with a really nice ass. She’s working a lot to save her money to get a house for her and her kid. She was asking what the beast part of the city is to live in. While doing her “pretty girl” pictures the Mopes started to arrive. These guys are characters and drama queens all put into one. But they were better today than the last 10 Man we shot. One of the guys was actually her agent who is also a performer. I joked with her about that, but she admitted she had to “practice” with him before she started doing on camera scenes. It’s 2007 and that line still works? DAMN! For all of you who want to fuck a budding young porn star, just tell her it’s “practice.” She also mentioned how her agent kept telling her that she’s fat. But she’s nowhere near fat and she enjoyed the drinks and food we had on set. The scene started and she downed all 10 loads. She was even giving a few “footjobs” during the scene as she was trying to get that “Barefoot Confidential” role. She did mention she is into the whole foot fetish scene and she does have really nice feet. If this chick stays in porn she will be popular! Here is a clip of this hottie! http://youtube.com/watch?v=xnHpi4iA-ik

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»Mooks of Hazard

Today we have a 5-Guy Cream Pie scene featuring Hazard, Kentucky’s own Claudia Downs. Yes she really is from Hazard as in Dukes of Hazard. This was a special 5-Guy scene as Claudia (a cute white chick) has ONLY fucked 1 white guy in her life. Claudia is a true “nigger lover”, hey I’m black I can say that, or as Buster said in his pre-interview, “coal raker.” Now being from Hazard I bet the white guy was her brother but who knows. So we lined up 5 white guys (well 4 plus Valentino) for her to fuck. While on set Claudia hopped onto my lap (top) and was showing everyone her myspace and xpeeps web pages. I guess the internet is new to Hazard citizens. Hell I will make an offer to the Kick Ass audience. If there is one Kick Ass Pictures fan in Hazard, KY hit me up on myspace at www.myspace.com/ravensrules and I will hook you up with some cool Kick Ass Pictures products. Claudia challenged all 5 guys to fuck her really hard and I have to say they did. Seth was fucking her so hard she turned purple. No seriously she did! Four creampies later and after 1 long “jerk to pop” for the 5th creampie, Claudia was talking about how her pussy hurt. As the guys were getting dressed it was noticed that Claudio (male talent) put on Tony’s underwear. By accident I assume. Tony wanted no part of them after that and told Claudio to keep them. A pretty funny scene. Well this 14-hour day is done. Good thing the locations don’t charge by the hour!

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»LieLani Straps It On

Today 2 professors from Penn State are on set to cover our shoot. They’re really nice and had a fun time. They interviewed almost everyone on set including me at least 3 times. I even hooked them up with an interview with Tommy Gunn and Trina Michaels. They were grateful of that. But the day really started at 10:15am when my PA called saying no one was at the house and no one could get in. I was thinking of a last minute location change but realized our equipment was still in the house. So the heat was on as to how to get in. I mean we did have people covering our shoot and I was hoping things would go smooth. But at least they got to see the side of the industry that most don’t see. Luckily there is a director I know who lived in the guest house and good thing he was home to let us in. The location owner and person who rented this place out to us took it as if nothing happened. So I didn’t make a big deal out of it on set, but to both of them here, FUCK YOU!!!! That shit wasn’t cool and I don’t play that game. And for the guy who lived there begging me to shoot him today… he couldn’t provide any references and/or DVD’s he was in. At least his girlfriend (who is talent also but not that attractive) smoked my PA and make up artist out. She had no snow so I passed on any activities.

So anyway, Scene #1 is the final scene of our new strap-on movie, Revenge is a Bitch. LieLani and Jerome are the 2 stars. They were each in separate scenes of our cuckold series which will be out soon, Cum Eating Cuckolds. LieLani is a nympho and I appreciate the love she gave me when she arrived and will hope to continue to get some more of that. This chick is a ball of energy on and off camera. The gardeners are “pretending” to do yard work while we are taking stills of LieLani but keep looking into the windows and smiling. She gave them a quick little show but off to work Jose and stop loitering! Here is a clip of LieLani on set: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-_0gk3zpk54

There is a prop toy gun on set to be used in the scene. I had to keep my eye on it as LieLani fell in love with it and I wanted to make sure she didn’t take it home. Well I really wouldn’t care but it belongs to our editor Mike and I didn’t want him to cry if his toy didn’t come back to the office. Speaking of Mike he does do the best Britney Stevens impersonation I’ve ever heard. We finally get the scene going and LieLani is riding Jerome’s dick then a few mins later she has her strap-on in his ass! LieLani is a REAL porn star because she went out and bought a new strap on just for this scene. She was telling stories of how her ex boyfriend would let her strap it on him. She asked me if I would let her but I said no, at most I’d let her tongue me down there. She said she’d be down for the tossed salad. I’ll let you know when that happens. Well the scene is over and LieLani hangs out on set for at least another hour with us. SO much so that she got yelled at by another “director” because she was late leaving our set. Hey fucker, don’t yell at her. Sorry you are boring and she wanted to hang with us.

For more of you Kick Ass Pictures fix check out: www.youtube.com/ravenpm and http://www.xtube.com/results.php?type=video&search=kickassdotcom

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»Fucked By A Dinosaur

Amber Rayne is the young girl in yet another Old/Young Squirt scene. The guy is Herschel Savage (no relation to Randy Macho Man Savage). This was an amazing scene. I found out Amber lives about 10 mins from me so we made plans to hit up a favorite Japanese restaurant that we both frequent often. Amber talks about shooting for other companies recently (as in working behind the cam). Yep Amber knows how to shoot. I think she is as close to perfect that you can get. She loves to fuck, can squirt, shoots camera, edits, drinks JD, loves video games and sports. She even has season tickets to the L.A. Kings. A true hockey fan not because she was born in Detroit but because her dad is a former NHL player for the Vancouver Canucks. (I can’t reveal which one!) I think everyone on set wanted to fuck Amber but Herschel was the lucky one. It seemed like he was trying extremely hard trying not to “pop” early. He made it through the scene though and I even heard Amber scream out “fuck me with that dinosaur dick!” Dirty little slut! Herschel hated playing the old man gimmick but that’s all it is, a gimmick. You know sometimes you do have to act in this biz. Even though some may think she is “shot out” (i.e., shot so many times people get bored of seeing her), Amber gave an amazing performance, had the perfect attitude and if I can find anything to shoot her in again I’m going to push very hard to get her back on a Kick Ass set. And no I haven’t fucked her. Yet! But damn sure want to. Check out this you tube clip of Amber eating a rice crispy treat: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SlkAimWrVFY

Don’t forget to check out behind the scenes video both censored and UNCENSORED at: www.youtube.com/ravenpm and http://www.xtube.com/results.php?type=video&search=kickassdotcom

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»The “Legit” Latina

After 2 weeks off I knew something had to go down. I didn’t even get on set before it happened though. 9:25am I’m on the way to the location. I’m at a stop light on the corner of Hollywood and Vine and I get a phone call from an agent. Jersey isn’t feeling well and can’t do the shoot. It’s my 1st scene of the day so I pull over to think. The agent is being really nice in helping me find a replacement as they know I wouldn’t use them again. Scene gets rebooked with Giselle and the day is on. Tony Tedeschi and Giselle are up 1st with a Chica Boom scene based around the mushrooms in the back yard. Drug storylines in porn? Naaaaaa.. Giselle is a little hot Latina who told me earlier to make sure I get her number so we can “hang out.” Fuck yeah! Seeing she only lives 5 mins from me and to be quite honest she did show me her skills earlier. This scene is being shot outside and even Tony was impressed that he’s working with a “legit” Latina. Giselle is in the make up chair going over her lines in true Chola fashion. She’s got it! Attitude, look and slang in Spanglish (that’s Spanish and English put together). Then she tells a story about how her “girlfriend” keeps calling her but she doesn’t want to talk because they went to a party and her girlfriend left her alone. Giselle said she’s Bi but she loves dick. Doggie style is her favorite position. While shooting the scene outside I have to give Tony and Giselle credit for dealing with the gnats and ants. During the shoot I hear a helicopter flying above and very low. I run out into the yard and yep, it’s the cops looking at us. They only flew around twice then left. Guess they got their fill of serving and protecting. Then as the stills are being taken of the scene the sprinklers come on. What else can happen here? After the scene I take a pic of Giselle in her new Kick Ass Pictures shirt. She then drops to her knees and proceeds to remind me of why some people think I have an amazing job!

Don’t forget to check out behind the scenes video both censored and UNCENSORED at: www.youtube.com/ravenpm and http://www.xtube.com/results.php?type=video&search=kickassdotcom

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