Loud and Louder
Well I arrive on set today to see that the building next door is having an open house. Balloons, clowns and loud DJ’s. So I’m figuring how in the hell are we going to shoot today. I mean finding a location at this last minute is damn near impossible. So the director shows up and we try to find locations in the studio that are the most quiet. Then the female talent shows up and she’s louder than the music. PERFECT. Yep once again we’re shooting Michelle Avanti and this 5-foot-nothing chick is probably the loudest person I’ve ever met. But hey since the talent ate all the food from yesterday I told today’s talent to go to the open house next door as they were serving free food. Everyone was happy at that point. Glenn the director mentioned that his daughter was selling Girl Scout cookies and Michelle, being a former girl scout, bought 4 boxes. She even called her agent and offered to buy some for him also. While the guys were doing their paperwork a female performer just happened to stop by the location to pick up a check. She walked over to our side of the studio and I guess being the slut she is, she decided to “fluff” a few guys. I had to make sure none of them popped because I needed that for the scene, but it’s funny how some chicks will just blow a few people for the hell of it! I bet some of those guys wished my little sister Trina would have done that yesterday but she’s not that type of girl and even if she was I wouldn’t let her. A wild day so far. So we get the scene started and this was a wild one. I mean trying to get Michelle to focus on the 10 cocks instead of always looking at the camera was tough enough. But then she was sucking and I guess a few of those cookies she ate earlier decided to come back up and yes, she threw up on herself. A quick clean up and now she’s taking Justin’s cock deep in her pussy. (Wait, this was supposed to be just a blowbang, no intercourse! I guess porn girls will be porn girls…) To make it more interesting, Michelle stands up and begins to “squirt” on him. Well I mean that’s what she said she was doing, but it smelled suspiciously like piss and she kept saying she needed water to “squirt.” I guess the saying “it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on” doesn’t fit here. Poor Justin. Michelle finally downs all 10 loads. As we cut the checks, the owners of the location said they saw Michelle on a shoot a few weeks before, and not only did she do an anal scene in which she shitted (shat?) all over the bed, but 1 of the owners claimed to have caught her in the bathroom smoking um, well it rhymes with snack. Wow. Honestly, I cannot confirm nor deny that story but it isn’t the 1st time I’ve heard something along those lines about Michelle. It’s sad because she’s really a cute chick but needs to get her shit straight (as long as its not on our bed!)