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    Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

    »MILF Wanda Lust: Location, Location, Location

    So in this week’s episode we have MILF Wanda Lust doing a scene with Sledge Hammer in an interracial MILF scene. Well after being about an hour late Wanda finally arrives. No real drama going on today with the talent but the location is another story. The house we were in was nice but we really could only use 2 rooms to shoot in. One room smelled like cat piss and the other was just plain. So yep we shot in the room that smelled like cat piss. The owner was home and she really didn’t mind the hot, sweaty sex going on but we couldn’t figure out how to lower the volume on her home phones and that was a pain. Luckily the phone didn’t ring during any of the scenes but it was kind of mind wrecking knowing that damn phone could ring at anytime. Then there was the owner’s daughter who lived at the house also. I’d say she’s in her mid 30’s but she was hot. A nice thick blonde chick with huge tits. She used to model but now she buys horses. Nice Rolex watch she had on and hot black hummer she was driving.

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    Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

    »Loud and Louder

    Well I arrive on set today to see that the building next door is having an open house. Balloons, clowns and loud DJ’s. So I’m figuring how in the hell are we going to shoot today. I mean finding a location at this last minute is damn near impossible. So the director shows up and we try to find locations in the studio that are the most quiet. Then the female talent shows up and she’s louder than the music. PERFECT. Yep once again we’re shooting Michelle Avanti and this 5-foot-nothing chick is probably the loudest person I’ve ever met. But hey since the talent ate all the food from yesterday I told today’s talent to go to the open house next door as they were serving free food. Everyone was happy at that point. Glenn the director mentioned that his daughter was selling Girl Scout cookies and Michelle, being a former girl scout, bought 4 boxes. She even called her agent and offered to buy some for him also. While the guys were doing their paperwork a female performer just happened to stop by the location to pick up a check. She walked over to our side of the studio and I guess being the slut she is, she decided to “fluff” a few guys. I had to make sure none of them popped because I needed that for the scene, but it’s funny how some chicks will just blow a few people for the hell of it! I bet some of those guys wished my little sister Trina would have done that yesterday but she’s not that type of girl and even if she was I wouldn’t let her. A wild day so far. So we get the scene started and this was a wild one. I mean trying to get Michelle to focus on the 10 cocks instead of always looking at the camera was tough enough. But then she was sucking and I guess a few of those cookies she ate earlier decided to come back up and yes, she threw up on herself. A quick clean up and now she’s taking Justin’s cock deep in her pussy. (Wait, this was supposed to be just a blowbang, no intercourse! I guess porn girls will be porn girls…) To make it more interesting, Michelle stands up and begins to “squirt” on him. Well I mean that’s what she said she was doing, but it smelled suspiciously like piss and she kept saying she needed water to “squirt.” I guess the saying “it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on” doesn’t fit here. Poor Justin. Michelle finally downs all 10 loads. As we cut the checks, the owners of the location said they saw Michelle on a shoot a few weeks before, and not only did she do an anal scene in which she shitted (shat?) all over the bed, but 1 of the owners claimed to have caught her in the bathroom smoking um, well it rhymes with snack. Wow. Honestly, I cannot confirm nor deny that story but it isn’t the 1st time I’ve heard something along those lines about Michelle. It’s sad because she’s really a cute chick but needs to get her shit straight (as long as its not on our bed!)

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    Friday, May 25th, 2007

    »West Virginia MILF Isadora

    A MILF is up next. She’s pretty hot for her age. A gift to the Kick Ass family from Clear Talent Agency, this was actually her FIRST scene ever. She did 1 web cam thing but no video work. So that was cool. She came with her friend who is in the biz, and her friend brought her brother. I didn’t let them watch the scene as it takes away as it tends to distract the performers. But I was in a room with them for about 5 mins and they were talking about who each has fucked in the past especially when their parents were out of town. Wow, this West Virginia talk was giving me a headache so I had to leave the room. The MILF was fucking well. She was working with Tony Tedeshi who said her pussy was so nice he had to stop several times to keep from cumming too soon. Overall a good scene.

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    Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

    »Don’t Eat The Crew’s Food

    So as you can tell by the title, some asshole dug into the crew’s food. Now this shit happened last week and I made the 2 guys pay up, but this week I don’t know who did it. I mean how disrespectful can someone be and it’s not like the food was in public view they really had to search for it. So from this point on, till I deem otherwise, craft service for male talent on 10 Man Cum Slam days will be water. Maybe bread! This really isn’t cool. So on to the set. Today’s 10 Man slut is Kiara, who is one of those white chicks with a big nice booty. You know the white chick that gets booked in Black titles a lot because of her body. She was a trooper. In fact she called me a few weeks back requesting she take 10 loads of man juice. So she’s doing her pretty girl stills and hey look at that, my little sister (Trina Michaels) shows up on set. I actually knew she was coming, just didn’t wanna let the 10 cocks know that. Needless to say all were in awe of her. Only about 3 knew her and the others were just hard as a rock. At least her showing up got us through stills quickly today. Trina stopped by to drop off some cookies and see what work she’s missing out on because of her fake tits. Remember NO FAKE TITS AT KICK ASS! I could go on all day about her but I think my boss wouldn’t wanna read that and I think Scotty the VP is kinda jealous he can’t have friends as hot as Trina. I mean his only 2 friends are Kloss and a red headed lucha wrestler chick named Rubi. Inside joke but I’m sure I am gonna hear about that one. So Trina left and we began with the scene. It was a good scene. Kiara is 1 who really enjoys cum and she swallowed every last load. Hey did I mention we were shooting at a studio because this guy who owns a house is a bozo and after 3 phone calls and 1 email he doesn’t even get back to me to let me know we can’t shoot at his location this week. I really wish I could drop names in this rant! Maybe I’ll write a book next year. Kiara took all 10 loads, washed up, collected her check and rushed home. She had an 8am flight the next day to go to Florida.

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    Monday, May 21st, 2007

    »Bree Olsen Bare Feet and a Little Blood

    Bree Olsen and Steven St Croix have arrived for their scene. Two doors down another company is shooting and a few of their female talent stop by our set. We’re shooting one of the girls next week. She makes her rounds of saying hello and goes outside to smoke with Bree as they are good friends. Then the make up artist from the other set stops by and meets our make up artist and they share tips & tricks. Seems like they like our set better than the one they are on! So we get the scene and right in the middle of it we get some blood. Just a little left over from Bree’s period. Wow 2 girls in 2 days. Maybe I won’t book shoots this time of each month. While Bree cleans up Steven give us his best Harry Carry impersonation. Not bad! Then he decides to run around the set naked. You can’t help but laugh at this 10 time AVN award winner. We return to the scene and get the pop. It was a hot scene. Bree is a hot blonde from Ft Wayne Indiana and truly loves sex. She has the “contract girl” looks but the “gonzo girl” style.

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    Friday, May 18th, 2007

    »Lie Lani With Wet Feet

    Today we have Lie Lani and Claudio in a Barefoot Confidential scene. We’re taking stills of Lie Lani right now. Her nipples are super hard. I mean these aren’t headlights they are high beams. She’s telling a few jokes but don’t worry her comedy career would only last for one minute. So Justin Syder walks in on set as he is arriving for the next scene. Well it appears Justin and Lie Lani know each other very well. The love/hate feelings they have for each other is one of a kind and hey look at that Sara our make up artist just came back with our food. El Pollo Loco for all! So we chow down real quick (as in 5 mins) and the scene is on. Claudio fucks the hell out of her and I honestly have to say this scene needs to be nominated for some type of award for the 2008 AVNs. Damn it was an awesome scene. It was shot in the shower and the chemistry between everyone from director to talent was right on point. Up next are Paige Taylor and Justin Syder to finish their scene from the day before. Funny because right before this scene started I got a call from an agent saying that a talent we have booked for the following week would be on her period and they wanted us to use her a different day. Strange call but I’ll give them credit for letting me know. No blood from Paige today, thank God.

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    Thursday, May 10th, 2007

    »What Are They Saying About “Nappy Headed Ho’s”?

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    This site makes a great point about the producer who has started a petition against us!
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    Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

    »“Nappy Headed Ho’s” Movie May Fund Imus Retirement

    Glendale, CA - Adult video company Kick Ass Pictures today announced that it is releasing a movie called Nappy Headed Ho’s, and that $1 from each DVD sold will be donated to a retirement fund for radio personality Don Imus. Pre-sales and more information about the movie can be found at web site nappydvd.com.

    “We see this as a free speech issue,” stated Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. “As an adult media company, we’re especially defensive of free speech. Don Imus is a loudmouth and perhaps a bigot. However, CBS Radio was hypocritical in hiring Imus to be blunt and outspoken, then firing him for the same reason. Fellow broadcast personalities Ann Coulter and Pat Robertson spew anti-gay slurs, yet they are not fired by their networks.”

    On April 12, syndicated radio personality Don Imus was fired by CBS Radio for calling the Rutgers University women’s basketball team “nappy headed ho’s.” The incident gained worldwide publicity and is still ongoing. Just last week, it was reported that Imus is suing CBS Radio for money owed on his contract.

    “If Imus doesn’t prevail, then there’s a good chance he’ll need some help with his retirement fund,” said Kulkis. “If he doesn’t choose to accept the money we collect, then we’ll donate it to the United Negro College Fund.”

    Nappy Headed Ho’s stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of “nappy”), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of “ho”).

    Read TMZ’s story about our offer to Imus!

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