Archive for February, 2007

»MILF Does a Boner Good with Porsha!

Scene #2 is a scene for MILF Does a Boner Good with Porsha and Eric. Sara the makeup artist is covering a small bruise on Porsha’s ass. While this is happening the director is talking to the owners of the house about swinger parties and using condoms at them. The director says he’s old skool from the 70’s, where no condoms were used. I wonder if these couches we are on have been cleaned. But they are cool and invited us to watch the UFC fight at their house in a few days. Stills are being taken and Eric is on the couch playing with the dogs. The owners are breaking open a bottle of espresso vodka. So tempting, but I haven’t had a drink since January 14. My little sister (Trina Michaels) who is also in this biz would kill me if I had a drink. The MILF scene is going on as I’m finishing up paperwork (very important in this biz) and we take a break in action as the director shows the talent what position he would like to see. Very funny seeing he is 51 years old but has been doing this forever. Hey, the owners of the house are smoking some good smelling 420! We can smell it all the way in the front room! Winston the bulldog has been very chill today and is laying on the carpet watching the action. It’s funny because he is actually paying attention. So it’s another break in the action to take stills for all you photo loving people! During stills we talk about what’s we’re are all going to eat when we’re done. Steak, salad, Fatburger, Burger King. Yep we’re all heath freaks over here. Sara the make up artist is packing up and leaving and told me she is bringing her boyfriend to one of the swinger parties that go on at this location. I wish we could shoot her in a scene one day. She’s extremely hot and I know you Kick Ass fans would love to see her in action. Her porn name is Lilly Paige. So the scene is over with a cum shot in the mouth. Checks are signed and we pack up and leave what was a very strange week.

By the way I want to mention that I got a call the morning of this shoot to work for another company. While the offer was $300 more a week and a company cell phone I have to keep my loyalty to Kick Ass as they have given me an opportunity to do something that is amazing and while the offer was great I believe in loyalty more than materialistic things. Plus, I know you all love my blogs and it’s the highlight of your day!

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»5 Guy Cream Pie With Leah Jaye

Today’s 5 Guy Cream Pie chick is an Arabian Brit. Yes you heard this right, she’s Arabic and is from London. A strange mix but she’s hot as hell. Her name is Leah. Okay, so we shot outside and yes it was a bit cold but the sun was out but she still complained. But no changes for her we still shot outside. She runs into a neighbor of hers who is also in the biz. I personally think they have fucked but couldn’t get any info out of either. Nothing wrong with fucking your neighbor. So we did the luck of the drawl and the 5 guys were happy. Cream pie after cream pie 5 in a row. The scene was done but not without some drama. The complaining and whining of the female talent got to some of the guys mentally and wasn’t cool with some of them to the point they were telling her to shut up and get going. I swear this was a very drama filled week. Sometimes a hot chick with a whining attitude can kill wood on set. Wood is the porn term for a hard cock. She also kept saying how her period was about to start in a few days which I know turned a few guy off. Nonetheless we got the scene done and prepared for scene number 2. But wait there is more. I agreed on a rate for her with her agent. The check was cut for that rate. Her agent told her a different rate. So more drama for me to deal with. After calling her agent and checking emails we came to an agreed rate and all was said and done. Sure her attitude and mood got worse while waiting and she decided to help herself to food that was only for the crew but I didn’t say anything as it kept her quiet which was a blessing for all on set. After she left, one of the male talent said he was never going to work with her ever again. I honestly can’t blame him.

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»MILF “Mother I’d Like to Fuck!!”

The 2nd scene of the day was a MILF scene. You know, MILF, “Mother I’d Like to Fuck.” The scene was going on well and right as were were halfway through and taking stills we were deciding on the final position for the cum shot. Well seeing that the agreement with the talents agent was a creampie with some anal we’d do an anal creampie. “NO WAY” said the MILF. I’m like what do you mean? She told me she didn’t do anal and didn’t do creampies! I truly believed her because she didn’t even know what a creampie was. On top of that we had to show her how to get on her knees and take a cum shot to the face. I mean you’re a fucking porn star, right? This should be common knowledge. There was a lot of position showing for this chick. I wondered if she really ever did this before. Nonetheless her agent put info about her on the site that wasn’t true so I had to cut her rate and just finish with a facial. At this point the male talent who was about 20 years younger was losing interest in her as she was just asking question after question. I mean at 1 point she talked about not getting paid from other companies and wondered what she should do. Hey I do not get in other companie’s issues!! Here at Kick Ass you are paid that day! So we finished the scene, the talent was paid and off the set they went. So my director and myself leave and go to our homes. On the way home on the 101 freeway my director calls me. He says he just talked to the owner of Kick Ass as a message was passed along to him that our P.A. went to San Diego over the weekend and some shit happened and he got arrested. If the story turns out to be true I would love to have him back. I know and I’m sure a lot of you know the feeling of being fired or let go from a job for reasons you feel were not justified. But on the other hand I do come from another industry that if you no call/no show you’re really not given a 2nd chance. I already have a replacement for him but if things turn out to be true we would love to have our P.A. back.

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»Cream Pie Anyone??

So scene #1 is a 5 Guy Cream Pie. Now I will be leaving names out of this blog so I don’t casue any drama. The girl was booked 2 weeks ago and I told her agent it would be an interracial cream pie. Well as we were about 2hrs on the set and 10mins away from shooting her scene I find out she no longer does interracial. I had 2 black guys booked to bang and cum inside this blonde hottie with a real nice ass from Lancaster, CA. After reaching her agent and talking to her again she agreed to do the 2 black guys. But as we started the male talent interviews for the scene I realized this girl would not give a good performance with the black guys. It was just a vibe in the room I could feel, so I halted production and had to send the 2 home. I had 2 replacements there within 30mins and the scene was good. 5 guys got sucked, fucked and creampied this little slut. So after all the drama and extra 1.5hrs of I don’t know what, the scene was over. Cream pie after cream pie, she squirted every load out. What a fucking whore but it was hot! Checks were cut and she was happy. Why? She told me point blank she was going drinking and doing a few lines of coke. Hey I just tell the truth here folks!

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